Estrogen, I hate you. You life ruiner. You ruin lives! Most days you make life so miserable that if you were not the main component of being a woman, I would fire you. I don't understand how you make me so happy one moment, and the next miserable. And what about the irregularities? Why can't we ever make up our minds? I personally don't think you ever know what you want and I loathe you for it.
It's hard being a woman! Do you hear me? Yeah, you. You think you are happy, you woman. Wait until tomorrow. And you, MAN. MAN! You reading this. Don't get me started with your positivity and ego. And your beautiful, strong b... No! You try a tablespoon of estrogen and you'll be crying. Literally. Because it's a proven side effect of being a woman. Weeping and fluffy stuff and puppies and hallmark movies that you don't admit to watching. You cry at EVERYTHING!
Care to know where this anger comes from? Because I'm HAPPY. I'm HAPPY and I was MISERABLE this morning. WHAT THE @2343@#$@#$*(*&6. Expletives!
Estrogen, get your act together.
About Me
- Rissa
- Plant your hope with good seeds, don't cover yourself with thistle and weeds. Rain down, rain down on me. I will hold on, I will hold on hope.
Aww Ris. Without estrogen we would be saggy, wrinkly, and grow facial hair. Embrace it. Go buy some new shoes and get a manicure ;)
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First post of yours that I've read and already it's my favorite!
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